Abandoned Cars of Detroit Pt. XVI

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02/10/2016 at 13:19 • Filed to: Abandoned Cars of Detroit

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And we are back, been a while since I’ve done one of these so lots of cars to post. Also, I had time before work and made graphs! See what cars have been most abandoned, the results probably wont surprise you.

I live an exciting life.

Quick reminder: I do not take these pics myself. They are found through an app where people can report issues throughout the city.

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Now time for some epic graph action.

I did consolidate categories to make things less cluttered. F/E-series are included together, same thing with Chevy, Y/T/S stands for Yukon, Tahoe, Suburban, they all kept their proper makes though. They also had to have a minimum of 5 cars to make the graphs.

By make:

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 13:22

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I’m starting to think this is the same one.

Aaaaannnnd now the LS is gone.


Kinja'd!!! Coffey_stain > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 13:25

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The Red Cherokee and the Trailblazer SS make my insides hurt


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Takuro Spirit
02/10/2016 at 13:29

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Good, now a turbo Atlas can be swapped in.


Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 13:31

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As far as I can tell, this is how Caravans come from the factory. I’ve really never seen them look different.

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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 13:32

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That poor GC SRT


Kinja'd!!! daender > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 13:37

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Damn, that Trailblazer SS and VW Beetle got raided!


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/10/2016 at 13:40

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But I needed a cheap* LS drivetrain :(

*free


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 13:42

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Not sure if some of these aren’t abandoned as much as had their wheels stolen.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > wiffleballtony
02/10/2016 at 13:43

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That is true, but I still lump them together.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 13:44

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Seems like it takes a picture to remind me that first-gen Luminas existed. Why are they so rare now? Were they really so shitty that they couldn’t last 20 years? I kinda liked them.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Takuro Spirit
02/10/2016 at 13:48

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When in Rome Detroit.....


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Takuro Spirit
02/10/2016 at 14:21

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I don’t think it will fit the CX-7.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
02/10/2016 at 14:22

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Fuck it, off to scavenge some parts!


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 14:27

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How fitting that most of them are from the American 3. So many bigoted Americans buying whatever crap is made from ‘Mericuh...to the death.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Tohru
02/10/2016 at 14:32

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-5

And its for the Trans Am.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Takuro Spirit
02/10/2016 at 14:39

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I forgot you have that. I approve.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Tohru
02/10/2016 at 14:51

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Sometimes I do, too. I really need to do something to it.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Takuro Spirit
02/10/2016 at 15:05

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I have an open garage slot. With how rarely my roommate is there, we could swap the 20/22R out of his Celica into the TA without him noticing.


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 15:40

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My guess was that they were stolen, driven off somewhere that the wheels could be removed at the theives’s leisure, and then abandoned.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > wkiernan
02/10/2016 at 15:49

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Oh, no doubt. Stock wheels are worth major money.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Quadradeuce
02/10/2016 at 15:53

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lol, I have often wondered if some of these are reported as abandoned and are really just people’s everyday hooptie


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Tohru
02/10/2016 at 16:04

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I half considered a Sky Redline/Solstice GXP swap, just to be different... but it needs that V8 burble.


Kinja'd!!! As Long as There is Beer I'm There. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 16:56

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Holy shit, it looks like Fallout 4 round there


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/10/2016 at 19:18

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Does Detroit have more mediocre ‘90s domestic iron per capita than any other city? Seems to be a disproportionate percentage from that decade, as opposed to the ‘80s or ‘00s.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/11/2016 at 02:46

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that first pic. need that for parts


Kinja'd!!! Milky > ranwhenparked
02/11/2016 at 10:32

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Yes. Every American car you’ve forgotten about is here and can be seen weekly.

I chalk it up to employee discounts.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Milky
02/11/2016 at 22:40

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Remember that time when GM had weird fascination with that odd burnt orange color?

Metro Detroit remembers.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/11/2016 at 22:43

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I bet those SRT Jeep wheels are stilling on a Stanced out Neon by now.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/11/2016 at 22:48

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Is the red Cherokee a SRT model?


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/11/2016 at 22:49

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From what the other comments said it appears so...


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/11/2016 at 22:55

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Because there’s a lot of usable parts off of that one.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/11/2016 at 22:57

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Let’s make a LeMons car out of it.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/11/2016 at 22:59

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From the looks of it they only took the wheels.

If I had to guess the insurance company is probably just gonna give their customers some money for new wheels and give them the car back.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/12/2016 at 09:14

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How much did you pay for it?!

“Nothing sir, I..... acquired it”


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/12/2016 at 10:35

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It was gifted due to some unfortunate circumstances.